James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

Austin Neal

He Has STDS

hes Austin Neal

by iziudau November 5, 2019

Neal

Gets mocked by his dear sister and gets slapped by everyone he has a destiny to be with his destiny and he is not that good at school
CARPOOL BESTAYZ FOREVER

Neal is not nice

by ur_corgi_lover_here February 8, 2022

Neal Browning

The act of calling a timeout followed by another timeout or a penalty.

Can't believe coach called two timeouts in a row. He's totally Neal Browning it.

by #1coach December 18, 2022

Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?

hes a neal jp alright

by neal jp December 2, 2003

Neal

Neal is a very soft and sweet guy and is very sensitive and loves intensely. If you have met a Neal in life then your life is bliss and you are a very lucky person.A very attractive guy that always lights up the party. When someone is feeling down, he lightens their day w/ a smile. Neal is an outgoing guy that won't give up on what he wants to accomplish. Funny, talented, different, and inspiring to other humans.

You are luck if you have Neal in your life.

by aalime April 5, 2022