Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

The Mudgee Appleton

The fetish of fornicating lambs at the edge of a cliff

Dan whilst drinking Australian wine, enjoys the mudgee appleton on warm summers day.

by Bondivet January 1, 2012

napoleon dynamite

the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.

NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!

KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter

KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day

KIP: Your mom goes to college

GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?

NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.

DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.

NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!

by me.1715 January 19, 2005

napoleon dynamite

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sure there were some funny parts, but I had heard of every single one of them before I saw the movie. Kids all around America think its cool to say quotes from this movie. This movie has been ruined, just like The Chappele show was ruined, because damn teens just say the fricken quotes all damn day. Shaun of the Dead is way funnier. This movie had potential.

No one wants to hear your attempt at sounding like Napoleon, so dont even try. "For the love of God and all that is holy"

by Jolly Mack January 10, 2005

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 30, 2005

napoleon dick

A very very small dick

#1)Steroid users have this dick
#2)Adolf Hitler dick
#3)white kids have Napoleon dick

by Yourfuckingmom'spussy January 11, 2014