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Nanaimo or Nomindo or Nanaim-hole is a small provincial city on Vancouver Island where people dreams go to die. That is, if those people ever had dreams other that owning things like cars/trucks, atv's or flat screen TV's. It's a a city where people have just enough intellectual curiosity to get themselves into VIU or "high school on the hill", to complete a course to get a "good Job"or "that's good money!" as a personal trainer or yoga instructor. Nanaimo presently has more personal trainers and yoga instructors per capita than any other city in British Columbia and remarkably makes up 19% percent of it's economy. The rest of the city's economy is made up in retail in it's shopping or strip-malls.

Some of the interests of a Nanaimoite is of course - Yoga, smoking weed, gossip, backstabbing, walking around Wood-Grove Center like a zombie and creating coalitions to oust people who threaten their insular world views.

Historical sites include The Bastion and a chunk of coal in the downtown area.
God help us all we're in Nanaimo.
Nanaimo by Bauldaire December 28, 2013

Nannabis 

When your Nan gives you money and you spend it on weed.
Ah man I feel bad, I'm smoking Nannabis again...
Nannabis by MyNanBuns June 17, 2016
A combination nanny state and anarchy: A government that cracks down on trivial everyday things while letting actual criminals run rampant, failing to prosecute serious crimes. Example: San Francisco 2020 under DA Chesa Boudin.
John was caught breaking into fifty cars, dealing crack to kids, and stabbing a cop. The San Francisco DA let him off with $1 bail for these silly but harmless shenanigans. But then they caught him drinking through a plastic straw rather than a compostable one while celebrating his release, and sentenced him to 20 years in maximum security prison for committing such a serious felony. Just another victim of the nannarchy...
nannarchy by Nicholas D January 31, 2020

nananapio 

Adjective - ( N ah n ah n ah pee oh)
A word to describe that someone smells like Bananana
You nananapio today

thank you
nananapio by Acorn_Woman August 9, 2015

nana pud 

Banana pudding
I had some vivacious nana pud for my birthday
nana pud by TheRealUggy October 11, 2018

Nanamine Sakura 

Gorgeous ass queen. Probably has a figure of a doll and a cold personality towards closest friends.
Person 1: God. Nanamine Sakura is such a WAIFU
Person 2: ikr, I aspire to be like her tbh
Person 1: yes yes, so inspirational.
Nanamine Sakura by ykifw808 June 2, 2021