“Mya is Kevin Hart.”
by MolesterStallone February 09, 2020
A Mya is a person who enjoyes getting double digits of fingers shoved up her ass at the same time. All this while eating a pretzel. She enjoys jerry’s asian ass, and also kids that hide their face in their yankees hat. She will piss the shit out of you, but if you find one, hold on to- nvm just pitch her straight in the trash. Don’t ask her if she’s pregnant, bc even if she wore a condom, she’ll still say yes.
Mya is a little shit
by Shadi11 November 15, 2019
She’s a fucking bitch
by FuckittyFuckFuckDuck November 17, 2018
An individual that lives in her mothers basement with 19 cats. Lives on cocaine and vodka. You will usually find her on the side of the street doing a jig for her hobo friends. She doesn’t like people and prefers to talk to animals. Escaped from a mental institution in 2014 and has been hiding since. Smells of wet rats.
someone:see that crack head doing a jig on the side of the road?
someone else:yeah that’s probably mya
someone else:yeah that’s probably mya
by crunchytits101 June 08, 2019
She is very evil. Don’t be surprised if she tries to kill you. Might be an assasin. Gets a lot of boys but once they go to her house they are never seen again.
Mya killed me.
by Dog lover 11 March 27, 2018
One of a kind guh who stands her ground niggas and bitches talk shit about cause they really want to fuck her mya keep it real she a lowkey crybaby but she still stand by whoever she with no matter how bad they did her she one of a kind
I need to get me a bitch lil mya fine ass
I wanna be mya girlfriend she fine asf
I can't stand that bitch but she bad
I wanna be mya girlfriend she fine asf
I can't stand that bitch but she bad
by Mya_thuggin July 07, 2019