blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.

Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

blowing smoke up my ass by Old Polecat May 5, 2011

nigga get yo finga out my ass 

Not having the same opinion as someone else.. The more one disagrees with the other person, the more fingers are used to express this

While two brothers are eating a bucket of Popeye's chicken, one states to the other, "nigga dis cracka meat sure iz good!". The other brother, (from another mother) states "nigga get yo finga out my ass"
Or if that same brother really disagrees he would say "nigga get yo fingaz (plural) out my ass!"

nigga get yo finga out my ass

nigga get yo finga out my ass by Pianoz1972 February 8, 2013

Piss In My Ass 

An expression of great displeasure upon an upsetting circumstance

Dan: Hey Rob, I think your fly is undone

Rob: Oh piss, piss in my ass

Piss In My Ass by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008

Well Fuck My Ass 

Usually a term for exasperation, interchangeable for Fuck me in the ass, I hate my life, or fuck everything.

Guy on headset: "I'm about to get 40 to 1 kills!"
*Guy gets shot*
Guy on headset: "Well fuck my ass!"

Well Fuck My Ass by WellFuckMyAss May 21, 2017

pull a rabbit out of my ass 

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

pull a rabbit out of my ass by knowman December 16, 2009

cock in my ass 

Usually said as an exclamation, CIMA can also be used when penetration occurs within either a male/female or male/male, through the anus and using the penis respectively.

"Cock in my ass you scared the living titty fuck out of me, Josh!"
"My bad."

or; "Oh yeah, oh yeah get that big fat cock in my ass ohhhh YES, yes, harder, harder, oh yes, oh harder, ohhh FUCK ME, etc."

cock in my ass by spockk December 15, 2008

yeah my ass 

1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.

2. an expression of frustration

1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"

2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"

yeah my ass by mysteryman16 May 27, 2006