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Meef

A code word meaning weed, marijuana, or any other form of boof.
“Yo hide the meef I think jill is coming up the stairs!”
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Meef

Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.
Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"
by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021
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andy always wears the meefs
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Mweese

A Friday Night Funkin' fan with a very small pecker (all of them)
"Hey do you like fnf?"
"Eww what the fuck no I'm not a Mweese"
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Meef

Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef

Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is
This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!

The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!

That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!
by Meef Enthusiasts May 27, 2021
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MOEEF

This shit goes a long way.....only brothers MOEEF money over everything expect family
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Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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