mustard and mayonnaise

Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.

Got that 68' coug, on mustard and mayonnaise wit triple gold hunit spokes.

by bigg hood May 27, 2006

Mustard Tip

The dong of an Asian man i.e. The penis

Giermo and Steve compared mustard tips all night until they found a straw

by WangerBanger December 24, 2009

Yellow Mustarding

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.

Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.

by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021

Panty Mustard

a vaginal fluid that leaks uncontrollably to the panties creating a thick mustard like film.

Panty

Hey Rick I was making out with Linda, I bet I stirred up a great amount of panty mustard.

by Harold00 January 5, 2018

Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.

When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.

by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019