Mushy Cranium

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011

mushy

'The Ginger Boffin's' colloquial slang word for a Mustache. Alternatively, the name of her Grandmothers late cat, Mushy.

"My Grandma's cat's called Mushy."
"My, my, my Jonny, you have one mighty mushy there on yow top lip."
"Stop ticklin' my bushy, with your mushy!"

by The Ginger Boffin April 17, 2008

Mushy

To be Annoying or uncool

Charlie is being mushy

by lol cats creator March 30, 2015

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Mushy Tooshie

When you sneeze into ones butt crack, inputting as much mucus as possible.

Love when a Bro gives me the old mushy tooshie!

by Lord Tweezers November 30, 2019

mushy bae

a mushy bae is the hottest dog ever ( the look like hot like there hot )

that dog is a mushy bae

by mushy bae November 24, 2020

Mushy

Used to describe men who won't talk to girls in real life. No, he's all about that snapchat quick add life. Probably has a best friends list made of girls from private schools they have never met.

Girl: Who's that cute guy over there?
Me: it's Mushy Matt
Girl: Why do they call him mushy?
Me: He already has your Finsta but won't talk to you
Girl: How?
Me: Yes

by I got nonced June 17, 2020