Mullerize

The act of getting someone's shirt off in the bar and replacing it with a new one that is promoting yourself or your company.

I went to the bar wearing an Eskymo t-shirt, and someone Mullerized me. Because, I woke up wearing a Great Lakes Conveyor Belt t-shirt.

by Arctic4ce July 17, 2014

Muller

a coffee grinder used for for weed instead of coffee beans, unlike normal herb grinders, Mullers create a more fluffier mix and you can control how fine you grind your herbs

Mark: Hey john, did you bring the muller?
John: Nah i left it at home

Mark: well go back the grinders not as good

John: alright i mean its only a 2 min walk

by GimmeFreeBudsBro October 1, 2019

Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008

Muller riced

This is when you have eaten so much that you are well and truely stuffed and cannot eat anymore

"Do you want some trifle?"
"No ta, I'm muller riced"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

Mulberry Bush

The act of a man shaving off his 'fro and gluing it onto a girl's vagina for cushioning during sex.

Tony: Dude what happened to your hair

Leon: I couldn't take it anymore, it was starting to chafe. Had to sacrifice it for a mulberry bush

by Thomas Sugarpike February 21, 2009

mullered

To be stitched up (tricked, set up). (original meaning circa 1960-1990)
From the range of Muller Saddle stitching machines found in nearly every print company, used to secure paper to make booklets.
In recent years it has come to mean drunk or rekt

That bloke absolutely mullered me last week when he new i was desperate for those wheels. He nearly doubled his price, the geezer.

by stan francisco August 17, 2018

blake muller

Direct Quote by the man himself, "pain", he is the twig bloke of the group but he will always carry the sexiest mullet.

Look at that guy over there he looks exactly like a Blake Muller

by BIG4420MAN July 22, 2020