Muff (M.U.F.F.) - Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.
You: Man, I'm definitely hanging out with Marissa tonight!
Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!
You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block
Friend: No one likes a muff...
Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!
You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block
Friend: No one likes a muff...
by afrotreetrunk February 23, 2012
A.)A group of tightly close friends in a clique that everyone can be around ;).
B.)A group of friends consisiting of 5 females that are considered "badass"
B.)A group of friends consisiting of 5 females that are considered "badass"
"Muffs are the shit."
by Suvenah May 15, 2009
Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.
by 748134 August 31, 2011
Noun
An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.
An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.
by Turdy McFisilau November 03, 2011
noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010
by Ballswag96 January 21, 2012
by Muff man wilbur May 17, 2016