When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 30, 2016
A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle
by Pheonte706 December 22, 2018
The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.
Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.
Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.
Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.
Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.
Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.
by 686-1983 February 04, 2012
by DonDion August 28, 2019
Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
by Janimal69 October 06, 2017
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 18, 2019
When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.
by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021