Muddy Canyon

A male achieving an orgasm by using his own feces as lubricant and breast fucking a female.

Muddy Canyons smell bad :(

by Dannylikestoassfuck February 15, 2009

Muddy Mushroom

The act of shoving one's penis in someone's anus, then whipping the same penis across a person's face.

After I was done fucking her i shoved my dick in her asshole and gave her a muddy mushroom.

by muddy69 November 23, 2009

muddy bike tire

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014

Muddy Thumpkin

The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.

Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin

by xXPoonMonsoon69Xx June 3, 2016

Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.

Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"

by Brutto81 November 25, 2017

muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

by Cb & ck February 6, 2018

Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.

"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."

by Imperitus May 21, 2021