Mackenzie

The HOTTEST GIRL EVER! She has long brown hair, brown eyes, the cutest sneeze and always laughs the loudest! She is a bit clumsy, but that makes her more adorable!, the other day she was talking to her friend and walked into a door! LOL, I wish I had of asked her out when I had the chance...

Friend: Hey, You hear Mackenzie likes you! Are you going to ask her out...

Me Thinking: OMG REALLY, but I am to nervous! I cant talk to girls that well! WHAT DO I DO!
Me: No...

Friend: Ok...

Me: Crap why did I say that! (punch myself in the face, purposely run into a wall)

1 YEAR LATER

I am in her class, hopelessly trying to impress her.

by B+M November 26, 2013

mackem

n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.

My goodness, that John Holmes is almost as well-hung as a Mackem.

by Cockney Mackem March 25, 2004

Mackenzie Frenzy

Legendary weed from Canada.

We got tore up on some of that Mackenzie Frenzy when we went to Vancouver.

by Murderface August 1, 2007

mack 10

Rapper from Inglewood, CA, member of West Side Connection and a California Blood Gang. Was married to TLC member T-Boz before they divorced due to reasons he was supposedly plotting to pull some gang stuff on her.

Inglewoooood....West Siiiiide.

by Ruthless G April 15, 2005

Mackenzie

Mackenzie S; A gorgeous girl who can't seem to understand how pretty she really is. She really is beautiful on the inside and out. She can always make people laugh no matter what. She is actually quite halirous. She can be a clutz at sometimes. She's always there for her friend's and supports them no matter what. She is a trust worthy person.

Mackenzie; A beautiful girl who I would wish would notice me. Or at least talk to me.

by Terre Haute Indiana Boy August 7, 2011

Mackenze

A happy girl. Scottish for "fairest of them all", a beautiful girl on the inside and out. She is kind, considerate and selfless. She loves freely, openly, and unconditionally. She retains her innocence, disliking anger and violence. However, she is strong and will not tolerate the abuse of others. She fights for the ones she loves. She can get annoyed and frustrated, but she never gives up and will never back down.

I wish i were a Mackenze.

Mackenze just isn't that kind of girl.

Mackenze is always happy

by Daisygirl April 5, 2012

Mackenna

Mackenna is like a dumpster fire with sunglasses; a complete mess but rocking it. Her purpose in life is to make people laugh and she does a pretty good job. She acts like she has ascended from hell and speaks only in vine references. She’s also a big heckin’ nerd that loves video games, superheros, movies and anime.
But in all seriousness, she loves her friends more than anything and will not stop until they smile.

Molly: Mackenna, I’m sad
Mackenna: I’m sorry to hear about that, here have a meme.

by EraserDaddy April 25, 2019