A station which calls themselves "Music Television" When all that is played is crappy reality shows that i could waatch on Global such as "The Real World", "Newlyweds", "Punk'd", "till death do us part" and reality shows i could see on discovery such as " Pimp my Ride" or "Cribs" anything called Music Television should play music.
by the boy who blocked his own shot March 06, 2005
by emily October 24, 2003
MTV is the idiotic and mentally challenged drunk older brother of VH1, and wrongfully calls itself a "television station". MTV is more of a cult then a channel. It basically says if you're not skinny, punk, emo, gay, a pill popper, a party-er, beautiful, or in-love with over-played over hyped sucky talent, you're not a mortal human being, you're just a figment of air that creates and image and disturbs the eyes of people who are like that. They play bullshit music which they say is real music (panic at the disco? fall out boy? can you say image-ridden and under-talented) which only the followers like yet don't really like the bands for their music, but for the image and attention they get, whether they know that or not, it's the reason they like it. The only good shows ever on mtv were jackass, wild boyz, punk'd, and sadly, the andy milonakis show. Everything else is for preppy smug stuck-up asshole fags who do their hair everyday and think that they are the shit. MTV is the reason people laugh at people with OCD and terrets, and the reason people have sex, have un-wanted babies, have abortions, smoke pot, drink to much, commit suicide, and ruin the lives of people who have to deal with lovers of MTV. And they always seem to talk about voting, because apparently the only thing important other than image is voting, and promoting the dumbest shit that just happens to rake in the most money, which is truely sad for the face and image of America today. MTV is nothing but another evil strand in the web of a corrupted and devilish American government, and it really disgraces and embarrases, people, music, America, and the world as we know it.
Friend: Dude Travis Barker is the greatest drummer ever!
Me: Go listen to some jazz. Travis is good, but i think you watch a little too much MTV.
Girlfriend: Why are you breaking up with me?
Me: Because your Laguna beach/real world obssesed ass throws up to lose weight and now you're nothing but a ghost with bones, you MTV fanatic bitch.
(Hangs up.)
Me: Go listen to some jazz. Travis is good, but i think you watch a little too much MTV.
Girlfriend: Why are you breaking up with me?
Me: Because your Laguna beach/real world obssesed ass throws up to lose weight and now you're nothing but a ghost with bones, you MTV fanatic bitch.
(Hangs up.)
by Levin Gibbs February 07, 2007
a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.
by ryan April 23, 2005
If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following:
1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 06, 2004
A channel that SUCKED from the word "GO"
If you've EVER been impressed by Mtv then YOU are part of the problem.
DISCO SUCKS!!!!!
And so does SATAN'S PANTIES METAL!!!!
(note: not all metal is bad just that gay satanic shit)
If you've EVER been impressed by Mtv then YOU are part of the problem.
DISCO SUCKS!!!!!
And so does SATAN'S PANTIES METAL!!!!
(note: not all metal is bad just that gay satanic shit)
MUSIC = used to be cool
Mtv came along and squashed all that was cool and replaced it with what they decide is cool.
The result = MUSIC IS DEAD!
Mtv came along and squashed all that was cool and replaced it with what they decide is cool.
The result = MUSIC IS DEAD!
by u fagz .. Mtv KILLED MUSIC !!!!! August 17, 2004