Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.

A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...

by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010

Modawi

Modawi is a rare and unique name of someone who is filled with joy and charisma, the type of person that can bring a smile to your face within seconds. Modawi has the ability to make her gorgeous presence felt, and she’s always surrounded by this irresistible aura, which just can’t let a person feel enough of her.

She’s a very beautiful girl. Too gorgeous for words. She's absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never be matched. Everything about her is beautiful. She has too many great features to name all at once, but her smile is one of the cutest things in the world. At the same time, her hair is just gorgeous. There are too many features to name. Shes very strong and independent. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. I don't know anyone that I care about more than her. Shes truly unique, and I would fight for her. All I want to do is make her happy. Even the image of her sad breaks my heart.
She'll enchant you in every way possible. She'll leave imprints on your heart that will never go away.

She tends to be awkward-yet hilarious at times and it’s just a blessing to observe.
She's smart, frail and quite angelic. However she can be frightful with her glares. The type where she shoots daggers at you and it's just all too scary. But she's one who's soft inside, though she takes time to process everything that happens around her. There's no one quite like Modawi.

Her: Is your best friend like Modawi?
Him: Yea there's no one like her!

by Happy Birthday from Soso July 13, 2020

OFI Monday

An expression used when returning to school or work on Monday after a super fun, hard-partying weekend meaning oh fuck its monday; the opposite of TGI Friday.

When we had to go back to school, everyone was like OFI Monday.

by buttonhatesmondays May 7, 2009

Honorary Monday

The tuesday after a long weekend, which feels just as bad as a regular monday.

Make that a double expresso, it's Honorary Monday.

by the oob June 1, 2009

Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

by two blonds August 5, 2017