Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 04, 2010
A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.
by Megacheese69420 March 06, 2023
When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.
by Zap Rowsdowerrr January 08, 2009
by Amir Guadalupe December 03, 2017
(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.
a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.
by jackieisemo June 09, 2007
"That bitch got mosquito tits"
by AlmightySosa3hunna November 28, 2016
You say it to insult a stupid/idiotic person but you can also use it to be funny and almost everyone will laugh if you use it correctly.
by Cheezy_G June 06, 2019