when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006
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person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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by Bobathy Bohemian March 26, 2008
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Irony according to the Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic;" an unfortunate situation misidentified as ironic in nature.
Irony according to the Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic;" an unfortunate situation misidentified as ironic in nature.
"I can't believe I woke up before my alarm went off!" Sheila spouted.
"Wow, that's ironic! Hehehehehe." Alicia, thinking she was clever.
"No, it's not, you idiots. It's ironis morissette." David chimed, wisely.
"Wow, that's ironic! Hehehehehe." Alicia, thinking she was clever.
"No, it's not, you idiots. It's ironis morissette." David chimed, wisely.
by tman87 March 1, 2010
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Are you kidding? Robert Morris just shamed a whole crew of All-Americans, single-handed. He fucked them out of Division I and they are hiding in Canada.
Are you kidding? Robert Morris just shamed a whole crew of All-Americans, single-handed. He fucked them out of Division I and they are hiding in Canada.
by sh62 March 19, 2013
Get the Robert Morris mug.One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”
When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
by Basic Bob November 27, 2013
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