Morning Snorkel

The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.

That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.

by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016

Morning Rage

When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.

Colleague "Good Morning Robert"

Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).

by Stigerman June 25, 2009

morning woodsap

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.

Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.

by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020

morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Morning Coma

A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.

I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.

by idkwatmynameis October 27, 2011

morning methane

you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.

for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?

sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .

by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015