a video put on youtube showing off your "skills" on games. Usually people who make these vids just edit out all 300 other failed shots till they get the right one. Montagers also hate hitmarkers. Hate them.
by a mysterious color October 15, 2009
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Get the mootard mug.1. (proper noun) Crazy shack with too many Asians and too many crap teachers.
2. (noun) A depressing and boring place
3. (verb) To make boring/ annoying for others in a specifically tortuous way.
2. (noun) A depressing and boring place
3. (verb) To make boring/ annoying for others in a specifically tortuous way.
1. Jeff: Damn that Monta Vista High School for it's asians
Craig: Yea man wtf
2. Martha: I went to a slaughterhouse the other day, it was a total Monta Vista
Tracy: I know right?
3. Steve: Hey man I got popcorn, imma pour the maple syrup on it
Adam: Dammit that Steve went and monta vista'd our popcorn.
Craig: Yea man wtf
2. Martha: I went to a slaughterhouse the other day, it was a total Monta Vista
Tracy: I know right?
3. Steve: Hey man I got popcorn, imma pour the maple syrup on it
Adam: Dammit that Steve went and monta vista'd our popcorn.
by LolZebra March 11, 2011
Get the Monta Vista mug.Probably the oldest kid in his family, he is really responsible and looks exactly like his dad. He can easily make friends. He is super smart and can scan a sheet of paper before a test and get full marks. He loves his siblings but doesn’t show it so like yeah!
by Rokstarrrr1010101 January 14, 2018
Get the moatasem mug.To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise
by LZ567 April 30, 2009
Get the Montague mug.a. mental asylum for chinese and indian kids who score 1600's on their sats
b. the monta vista football team isnt sure what a touchdown is
c. reference to a really boring event
d. (montavistan) those who make up for what they lack in logic with ap test scores and will never make it in the real world
b. the monta vista football team isnt sure what a touchdown is
c. reference to a really boring event
d. (montavistan) those who make up for what they lack in logic with ap test scores and will never make it in the real world
a. who got the highest sat score? some douche bag chink/indian from monta vista.
b. lynbrook kid - 'yess! we get to play monta vista for homecoming game, no way we can lose this time..'
c. man, our dance was turned into a total monta vista... sucked ass
d. dang, another monta vistan got a perfect calc ap test... too bad he wont ever score that high with a girl.
b. lynbrook kid - 'yess! we get to play monta vista for homecoming game, no way we can lose this time..'
c. man, our dance was turned into a total monta vista... sucked ass
d. dang, another monta vistan got a perfect calc ap test... too bad he wont ever score that high with a girl.
by another asian nerd April 27, 2005
Get the monta vista mug.Where kids get expelled/suspended for "hacking" the school network
Where kids like to provoke Indian gangsters, and get chased down by big guys with knives and a black Hummer
Where there are "gang fights" over smoking turf in the library
Where two teachers have been sacked due to student complaints (officially sexual harrasment)
Where there is currently a petition to readopt the sacked teacher's grading policy, because people who had 86% and above got an A. Which isn't true anymore, after the aforementioned teacher got sacked, which means you've got an angry mob of MV students with B's. Never good.
Where kids like to provoke Indian gangsters, and get chased down by big guys with knives and a black Hummer
Where there are "gang fights" over smoking turf in the library
Where two teachers have been sacked due to student complaints (officially sexual harrasment)
Where there is currently a petition to readopt the sacked teacher's grading policy, because people who had 86% and above got an A. Which isn't true anymore, after the aforementioned teacher got sacked, which means you've got an angry mob of MV students with B's. Never good.
"Did you hear _____ was expelled for getting the network password?"
"No fucking way! In other schools, kids get expelled for shooting people, not attempting to cheat, like at Monta Vista"
"No fucking way! In other schools, kids get expelled for shooting people, not attempting to cheat, like at Monta Vista"
by asfdj January 5, 2008
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