by daddymattie March 1, 2009
Get the cunt monster mug.Typically an unintelligent person with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that goes around farting up a storm, usually around people with a deadly taste and smell.
Person 1: Damn partner, you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, ain't the prettiest!
Person 1: Smells like Monster4art in here, we better go check it out or some people may get hurt!
Monster4art: Yeah what is that crap?
Person 2: Yeah, ain't the prettiest!
Person 1: Smells like Monster4art in here, we better go check it out or some people may get hurt!
Monster4art: Yeah what is that crap?
by jodeboy51 January 24, 2019
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A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.
by J. Hasak October 14, 2003
Get the loch ness monster mug.The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
by daeyoh September 19, 2020
Get the poop minute mug."Hey rick, have you seen that 'Wrath of the Monster' on Mike the Scientists channel?"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh just dumb kids doing a comedy skit for health class"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh just dumb kids doing a comedy skit for health class"
by colstheballs May 2, 2019
Get the Wrath of the Monster mug.The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.
She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008
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