Monkey

Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.

Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.

by linguisticslangrevolutionftw September 04, 2011

monkey

A general black person. Since they're usually exorbitantly plain, to say the best, they're likely to confused with monkeys. (Same natural skincolor, wrinkled hands, matching mimicry and in rutting season, similar smell).

" ... You even talk white. That's not bad - for a monkey (referring to black people)."
-Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks.

by Uncle-Ruckus March 06, 2008

Monkey

A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles

Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY

Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey

by Teh H4><()R August 24, 2004

monkey

slave or go-fer, usually with a descriptor in front

Get your own soda, I'm not your drink-monkey.

by Zhao Ziyang July 17, 2005

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

Monkey

Vice....Monkey refers to an addiction or compelling desire for a person, place or thing.

He's my Monkey. My Monkey is calling. My Monkey is on my back. My Monkey wants his way.

by It's a gig March 19, 2011

Monkey

A sex position where the girl is on her back and (using furniture) flips up her legs so her butt is up in the air and her knees are next to her head. The male can go in while she play with his balls. or, if she is flexable seh can suck his balls.

It felt so good last night when i had sex with her in the monkey position, she gave my balls a massage and a sucking at the same time!

by Mr.Benb September 14, 2011