Monkey

Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.

Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.

by linguisticslangrevolutionftw September 5, 2011

monkey

A general black person. Since they're usually exorbitantly plain, to say the best, they're likely to confused with monkeys. (Same natural skincolor, wrinkled hands, matching mimicry and in rutting season, similar smell).

" ... You even talk white. That's not bad - for a monkey (referring to black people)."
-Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks.

by Uncle-Ruckus March 6, 2008

monkey

slave or go-fer, usually with a descriptor in front

Get your own soda, I'm not your drink-monkey.

by Zhao Ziyang August 5, 2005

Monkey

A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles

Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY

Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey

by Teh H4><()R August 23, 2004

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

Monkey

Vice....Monkey refers to an addiction or compelling desire for a person, place or thing.

He's my Monkey. My Monkey is calling. My Monkey is on my back. My Monkey wants his way.

by It's a gig April 4, 2011

monkey

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

by the_rorz August 5, 2009