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Layden is the greatest, Amazing guy you will ever meet. He is great at everything he does. He has great taste in clothes, girls and He is the most handsome, cutest, guy on the planet, he treats women with respect, and Everybody Loves him because he is such a good person. He is easy to get along with, has a great demeanor and attitude and no one is ever better.He loves football and baseball with a passion.He is what you’d call a Student Athlete.Layden is a guardian and no one is like him.
Where is everybody? Well they’re all hanging out with Layden
by Jasey August 6, 2019
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A bong monkey is like a little fairy god mother for stoners.

Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.

This is the typical work of bong monkeys.

Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
1:Sweet man! I love the bong monkeys <3
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
by Jasey May 21, 2006
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