monkey

A Big Ass !!!

Damn shake that monkey.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

Monkey

The scrotum of a human or a monkey, often used as a derogatory term to describe the appearance of the scrotum of a male of African descent. Often used by racists to label Africans as sub-human or "ape-like"

A stink straight white woman caught a gay black man making out with her boyfriend. She then made him smell her bare feet and then kicked his monkey with her bare stinky feet.

by lova of sharyn lee December 28, 2005

monkey

A six armed two tongued spieces of cat that filngs poo as natural defense.

The evil monkey threw a wad of crap at me from each hand.

by Jeff Larson July 19, 2006

monkey

"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.

hey willy,fancy feeding the monkey?

by giorgiorodin August 30, 2006

monkey

Any face card in a game of black jack.

"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."

by Brian May 3, 2004

Monkey

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

by Light Joker July 30, 2004

monkey

Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.

Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.

by dj_monged August 27, 2004