mountain dew bloat 

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

mountain dew bloat by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006

Mountain Dew Code Red 

This term is defined sufficiently under Code Red.

The bigotry wasn't called for either.

Mountain Dew Code Red by Downstrike November 11, 2004

mountain dew live wire 

A Soda that tastes like Gummy Bears.

This new Mountain Dew Live Wire tastes like Gummy Bears.

mountain dew live wire by Mase June 17, 2003

Mountain Dew milkshake 

when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth

He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake

Mountain Dew milkshake by Anal canal April 12, 2017

mountain dew gut 

What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything.

"Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn't eat anything, now I've got the gut."

mountain dew gut by Angelica October 3, 2004

mountain dew man 

He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous

Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew

mountain dew man by Take it January 28, 2018

Mountain Dew Tradwife 

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).

I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

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Mountain Dew Tradwife by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022