Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with
Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
by gnix February 26, 2009
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Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone
by otsego December 10, 2007
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the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
by roller May 26, 2005
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gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.
Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?
by seethemanski February 02, 2010
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steel mitten

developed in 2011 by TK. this phrase can be used to define many things, however it is mostly known for it's debut in the phrase given in the example below. it's usage is generally widespread but can be used more specifically and scientifically to show disdain for actions of a particular woman
I think she deserves to be punched in the twat with a steel mitten!
by rosenunit April 29, 2011
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Squished Mitten

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.
by Jo Williams December 11, 2008
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sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens
my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens
by sonic68 February 06, 2009
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