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Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.
I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens
by flashh July 10, 2010
mugGet the Dick Mittensmug.

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone
I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten
by otsego January 3, 2008
mugGet the Squish Mittenmug.

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
by roller May 29, 2005
mugGet the the dirty mittenmug.

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.
Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?
by seethemanski February 6, 2010
mugGet the gloves or mittens?mug.

steel mitten

developed in 2011 by TK. this phrase can be used to define many things, however it is mostly known for it's debut in the phrase given in the example below. it's usage is generally widespread but can be used more specifically and scientifically to show disdain for actions of a particular woman
I think she deserves to be punched in the twat with a steel mitten!
by rosenunit May 21, 2011
mugGet the steel mittenmug.

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens
my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens
by sonic68 February 6, 2009
mugGet the sandpaper mittensmug.

Squished Mitten

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.
by Jo Williams December 19, 2008
mugGet the Squished Mittenmug.

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