Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.
Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes
Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes
Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
by gnix February 26, 2009
by otsego December 10, 2007
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
by roller May 26, 2005
The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.
Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?
by seethemanski February 02, 2010
developed in 2011 by TK. this phrase can be used to define many things, however it is mostly known for it's debut in the phrase given in the example below. it's usage is generally widespread but can be used more specifically and scientifically to show disdain for actions of a particular woman
by rosenunit April 29, 2011
by Jo Williams December 11, 2008
the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens
by sonic68 February 06, 2009