Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress, simple.

A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

MistieeMineX/Mistells

A Banana or in some cases a Derponaught. Plays minecraft and the main maker of the map called The Institution.
Sapling
Crazie

Person1:Hey have you heard of MistieeMinex/Mistells?
Person2:Yeah. Why?
Person1:Uh-Hu, Shes a banana now!
Person2:Oh epic!

by MistieeMineX October 25, 2011

mistressbating

What women do when they self pleasure themselves.

"Yeah, mistressbating means to self pleasure yourself, if you are a woman!"

by LouisaM July 17, 2017

Silicon Mistress

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.

Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.

by NCGeekyPants February 28, 2011

Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011

silvas_mistress

The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

Bojon Misfire

When you are attempting the Houdini and shoot in your own eye.

He was trying a Houdini and ended up with a Bojon Misfire.

by Papa Blue September 10, 2022