by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013
Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.
Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!
by mcginty February 25, 2015
Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
I went down on a bloody pussy to get my red wings, found out she was a squirter and got menstrual mist all over my face.
by Asius May 24, 2018
A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.
by Small casually walking carrot March 09, 2016
An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'
Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
by mahill23 January 12, 2014
When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
by Mist agent November 23, 2019