Minnesota Shuffle

When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.

Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.

by kosa0504 April 26, 2011

Robert Miles

A European DJ that plays mostly trance, techno and progressive house. Most people know him by "Children", his first hit. Sound: Melodic piano and spacey tones.

When you listen to Miles, you'll feel like you are floating through space.

by hi.its.tina September 10, 2005

Minnesota Wrecking Crew

The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is a game played by a group of men solely for entertainment. The game starts with any number of players and a number of chairs with dildos attached to the seats; one fewer than the number of players. The chairs are arranged in a circle facing outward, with the people standing in a circle just outside of that. The contests must be nude. A non-playing individual plays recorded music. While the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the chairs. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the chairs and take the dildo into their asshole. The player who is left without a chair is raped by the other players while he kisses the dildos clean. That player is then eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer chair than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.

I just heard they added a new sport to next year's gay olympics. It's the Minnesota Wrecking Crew!!

by Clyde Logjam January 19, 2011

88 miles per hour

1) the speed at which a flux capacitor kicks your time-traveling ass through time
2) something that allows you to see some serious shit

James- "Dude, I just crammed 23 M-80s into that mailbox!"
KAPLOOEY!!!
Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"

by Suburban_Informant April 28, 2006

100 miles

Making my way through the hood sippin' this Yak
Niggas bout to get blown with a mac
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
A pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
Riding around the block with a Glock
Your ass finna get shot
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew - that's the silencer
Boom boom boom boom boom boom - that's the grenade launchers
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna kill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna drill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - And now you bleeding
If pla-ket-ket - that pla-ket-ket
When I shoot you in your neck
The noise go pla-ket-ket-ket
And you know I will shoot you in your eye
Just so I can hear the pla-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Making my way through the hood sippin' this Yak
Niggas bout to get blown with a mac
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
A pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
Riding around the block with a Glock
Your ass finna get shot
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew - that's the silencer
Boom boom boom boom boom boom - that's the grenade launchers
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna kill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - I'm finna drill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket - And now you bleeding
If pla-ket-ket - that pla-ket-ket
When I shoot you in your neck
The noise go pla-ket-ket-ket
And you know I will shoot you in your eye
Just so I can hear the pla-ket
pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket

rape is good 100 miles good pussie good fire bad

by lil davie November 8, 2018

Minnesota goodbye

The Minnesota goodbye is the process Minnesotans go through when saying goodbye at a get together or party. The process is rarely short – normally it lasts between 10 and 30 minutes and involves commonplace conversations, often an extension of what folks were talking about earlier at the get-together.

The Minnesota goodbye kept them out standing in the cold until they had minor frostbite.

by DerekDansen February 6, 2022

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004