milf

acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"; generally an older woman who has beared offspring that young men fawn over. Typically she is hot, sexy, yet motherly. Popularized by the 1999 hit film American Pie and the character of "Stifler's Mom". Further popularized by the "amateur" pornographic films titled MILF Hunter, where the title character promiscuously goes around looking for MILFs to entertain for an hour or so.

"Karen recently won the title of World's Hottest MILF."

by Derrol May 1, 2008

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"

by D. Edge March 17, 2003

MILF

STIFLERS MUM !!!!

dudeeee, that chicks a Milf

by Eliasss October 1, 2008

MILF

Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.

When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs

by <insert> January 25, 2005

MILF

(Mother I'd Like To Fuck)
wheather it is your mother or your mates mother.

YOU :Hey Anthony Your Mum is a milf
THEM:I know

by PSYCHO MUTHER FUCKER December 22, 2004

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

by Me April 15, 2005