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Milan

Milan doesn’t know what she wants yet again.
by Onlineurban May 9, 2020
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Milan

The name Milan in this scenario is male:

Bitchy and cheeky. Sometimes a total dick. A great friend and I am not gay, but a good boyfriend.
Friend:Milan is a great friend
Friend 2: Dahm right he is!
by CheekyB7 June 24, 2020
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Milan

writer. feminist. queer. geek.
humbly beginning. secretly an animal.
Milan is a budding being.
by eternity in ink July 19, 2020
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milan martens

can't play pokemon go and is in love with jesse
milan martens like to pull kids in the bushes
by okindr September 1, 2020
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Milan

Someone who refuses to stop calling me Nathaniel even after 6 months of asking.
"That person won't stop calling me Nathaniel," "Oh yeah, he's a Milan"
by BiteyU September 17, 2020
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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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Dirty Milan

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner
He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet
by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
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