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Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.
Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.
by maxaddicted August 30, 2010
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middies

A grade of marijuana higher than a normal commercial, while still is a type of commercial weed. However, is a step above normal weed; a step below kind bud. Hence the name "middies", as it is in the middle of normal and very good.

This type of bud is normally very dank and not compressed, such as normal commercial.
This isn't the same commercial that I normally get, this time I got some middies.
by Bud Greene January 18, 2004
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flying to the sun at midnight

Phrase meaning that someone is undertaking a ridiculous task with no possibility of success. To try to do something that is beyond common sense.
Mark invested all of his money in Enron stocks, after it had collapsed. He was flying to the sun at midnight.
by Cicero January 25, 2005
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Midzies

what you say when squeezing between two people.
If a couple is making you sick to your stomach because of PDA jump inbetween them and call midzies.
by jessysayz May 3, 2010
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Tacos at midnight

The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.
Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.
by tsotg December 30, 2014
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The Midnight Beast

The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.
Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!
by elinorbear March 21, 2010
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midnight hotdog

When you wrap your dick in a hot dog bun and tell your girlfriend you have a midnight snack for her. Must be performed around midnight.
Bitch was complaining she needed a snack. I gave her a midnight hotdog.
by BigGayAlec April 13, 2014
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