by Lone DFA local S.L.C January 24, 2004
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I'll put you bitches over my knee one by one if I have to,you snivelling cunts!
You're all fuckin mama's boys!!
Metal is a really pussy ass alternative to Rock & Roll.
Metal = watered down rock & roll,performed by drooling,ignorant retards.It's fans are even worse!!!
Metal is for little fags with no dicks.
That's right you no dick motherfuckers!
You're all strap leather homo bitches!
Bunch of fuckin trendy assholes and salad tosser the lot of you fuckin pussies.Pull the fuckin cucumber out of your manginas.You make me sick!
You dress in the manner of a MALE prostitute!
You're all fuckin mama's boys!!
Metal is a really pussy ass alternative to Rock & Roll.
Metal = watered down rock & roll,performed by drooling,ignorant retards.It's fans are even worse!!!
Metal is for little fags with no dicks.
That's right you no dick motherfuckers!
You're all strap leather homo bitches!
Bunch of fuckin trendy assholes and salad tosser the lot of you fuckin pussies.Pull the fuckin cucumber out of your manginas.You make me sick!
You dress in the manner of a MALE prostitute!
by Rock & Roll motherfucker February 18, 2005
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Get the metal mug.The best form of music for fighting, getting things done, and generally feeling high and aggressive. There is a really weak form of metal out now called Nu-Metal, in which the guitarists are always proud of the fact they can't play, and the lyrics are utterly unintelligible. It doesnt matter though as long as you have an eyebrow piercing, a goatee beard and live with your mom. That's not proper metal, it's just gay and you know it.
Proper metal is Black Sabbath, Pantera, Ozzy and anything else which doesn't take itself too seriously. It helps if the guitarist can play proper guitar solos too, but really being able to drink English quantities of beer and roll joints is the acceptable minimum for a metal guitarist. Being too good means you spent too much time practising as a kid and not enough time puking and laughing about it with the bad influence kids at school.
Proper metal is Black Sabbath, Pantera, Ozzy and anything else which doesn't take itself too seriously. It helps if the guitarist can play proper guitar solos too, but really being able to drink English quantities of beer and roll joints is the acceptable minimum for a metal guitarist. Being too good means you spent too much time practising as a kid and not enough time puking and laughing about it with the bad influence kids at school.
Dimebag Darrell (note daft name) had a stupid shaped guitar, sweated a lot, like to get stoned and had a pink beard. He could also play properly. Hence he is a great example of a "proper metal" guitarist.
by a guy who knows February 27, 2004
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