messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

Messi bumlicks

messisexuals who always argue for messi like hes a family member and would even die for him

abzino: ronaldo is the goat
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.

by Get @me May 6, 2021

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014

Messy Alejandro

when someone slobbers all over their partners face when french kissing.

ahh man i gave my girl a messy alejandro and she LIKED it!

by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 4, 2011

messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

by michael foolsley August 3, 2022

The Messy Meteor

When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.

I gave my girlfriend “the messy meteor” and now she has a concussion.

by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019