messy picnic

When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue

Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!

by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014

Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

Messy Lesbian

A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.

Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.

by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020

messy stressy lemon depressy

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy

Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

by YellowChickens April 9, 2021

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

messy French girl

a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."

by theymessyfranchgorl February 22, 2022