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Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.
Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.
by FancyKrip September 6, 2013
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merry chrysler

by scarlet88 November 6, 2017
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merry monday

merry monday was founded on the day after boxing day to carry on christmas festivities!...it now gets used on every monday as joyous ocasion to take part in merryness!
"hey man how r u on this uber cool day?..."
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"
by magnocannon!! April 18, 2005
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Merry Holiday

One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.

Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
Mike: Hey Tina, Merry Holiday!

Tina: Wtf?
by Cornyhotdogs December 20, 2017
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Merry Clitmas

This one can be very tricky, so fasten your sleigh belts. Step 1: Dress up like Santa clause. Step 2: Fit your way down someone’s chimney. Step 3: This involves some luck. The hope is that you landed in a house with a hot hoe hoe hoe and a sleeping husband. The hoe has had too much to drink so she wonders her way downstairs when she hears a loud bang. Thinking you are her husband, she de-clothes herself and sneaks up on you. Step 4: Proceed to pound the hoe hoe’s fruit cake until it has enough whipped topping. Step 5: Flick her bean, and yell “Merry Clitmas”. Step 6: Get the hell outta there. Her husband has probably awoken by now and is sprinting down the steps with his shotgun ready to blow your meat missile off to Jupiter... **kinky**
Tyrant: Bro how was your Christmas?

Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?

Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.

Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.
by Stoney69 December 24, 2019
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merry go round

when a group of males surrounds a female and she head bobs the males from one cock to the next and the first one to cum gets to fuck her.
guy 1 : dude i totally got the merry go round last night from emily with conner and justin it was niceee
by jdiff May 18, 2008
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merry madgical

ones first orgasm or cumb. it is merry and it is madgical. it is the begining of manhood.
I had my merry madgical yesterday. it felt amasing! Nothing like Ive ever felt before!
by Chris Dleaney November 10, 2004
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