Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.

person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?

by OG Guru May 31, 2018

Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018

Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"

"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."

by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024

Merp

Created by the East Coweta Cross Country Varsity Girls team, Merp simply means Merp. There is no definition. Merp means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The Other Varsity Girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

Merp

Created by the ECXC Varsity Girls Team, Merp means Merp. There is no definition. Merp simply means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The other varsity girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023