by drew3 June 12, 2024

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.
Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"
by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.
Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.
Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.
Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
Annie: Merp.
Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.
Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
by Lynxical September 21, 2016

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"
by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.
“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”
Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”
Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”
Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

by iponpoc July 31, 2020
