Mercedes-Benz

Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler

My Mercedes-Benz is better than your stupid Mitsubishi

by slimebaww March 26, 2017

mercedes

a fat girl about 14-15 who likes to break guys hearts. mercedes is also annoying and immature, altho she can be nice mercedes is over confident and likes to be a fuckin ass to poeple and shes not pretty. mercedes is also obsessed with the mercedes benz and other cars she is usually tomboyish she is very bubbly too :) some mercedes have big boobs

tell mercedes to shut up please

by vineyard for jada July 6, 2009

mercedes child

a rich stuck up kid, stuck in their mothers perception of the world and the most familiar way of travelling to school in the morning is staring at the inside of thier leather-lined mercedes-benz.

Look, there goes a mercedes child.

by moll September 10, 2005

Mercedes Dream

1.) Engaging in or planning to engage in a threesome between two male roommates and a female.

2.) The act of a Mercedes Dream

1.) Oh man, I just walked in on those guys down the hall having a Mercedes Dream with my roommate!

2.) "Hey man, is it okay to cross swords during a Mercedes Dream?" "As long as you don't look me in the eye, dude."

by mcdreamlover May 24, 2010

mercedes driver

Rich ass mother fuckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction

Watch out Mercedes driver ahead were going to crash

by Chubbs97 January 30, 2016

mercedes madrid

Some stupid man-looking beottch that goes to pistor middle school that is always confused does't know wat the hell is going on anytime.
beware dont try to be friends with her she is a Backstabbing lieing hater that i hate.

how should i start? well shes alwayz confused she hates on me 4 no reason at all and shes a backstabber.

by Annonymous:-P April 3, 2005

mercedes benz

no go buy bmw

A : i want mercedes benz
B : no go buy bmw

by thebimmerguy August 9, 2022