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Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015
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meista

One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of. Also 'meister'
'I'm da meista...da one who knows all dawg!'
by chameista January 1, 2005
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meism

Self-importance without any evidence that we (or our world view) actually matter.
I reject the greater good as I believe only in meism.
by tillzen November 14, 2007
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Messy Marv

by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005
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Meisha

Meisha is a girl who is confident, kind, respectful, and smart. She a girl that boys come running. She is popular and has many friends.
Hi Meisha how’s it going
Good but did you see that boy flirting with me!
No lol
by Kawaii123!!! March 13, 2018
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Deisel Meister

1. In sports...someone very beast-like. A very good player. A big, massive player. Someone that you don't want to mess with. Usually a defensive lineman.

2. To deisel meister someone is to run them over (football) or dunk on someone (basketball).

3. A big girl. Usually man-like.
#44, that defensive end for the Wolves, is one badass Deisel Meister.
by WBT January 29, 2007
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messy tails

The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.
"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"
by Messytails November 30, 2019
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