mechanical animals

An 'okay' album by Marilyn Manson produced in 1998.

I just bought Mechanical Animals the other day, and it fuckin rocked!

by HappySunshineGumdropLand August 16, 2004

mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, Va, 10 minutes out of Richmond. Need drugs? They're here, need a whore? They're..that describes Mechanicsville, boring place, called the ville as well

Yo I'm from the fan, where you from?
Well, i grew up in the ville

by flic September 18, 2004

mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.

This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

Card Mechanic

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards

1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!

by trkz December 6, 2003

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021

magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.

httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic

by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013