by the69weeb November 22, 2021
Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.
Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.
Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.
Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts
by tie-kuan-do-me master February 22, 2012
a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.
1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!
2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!
You: don't tell me what to do!
2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!
by summerkitten September 15, 2010
"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
by philosophicallydisturbed October 08, 2009
A cringe song that used to be popular in 2016. Lots of gingers and other minorities still like it to this day.
by GingerNinja1234568 November 20, 2019
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
by Chuck Norris South African August 11, 2008