Mayonnaise

A pale white person who is bad at everything in life

Man dat dude is some mayonnaise

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX May 7, 2017

Mayonnaise

It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.

-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.

by Mayonnaise Tastes Like Purple November 29, 2004

Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.

Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!

by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008

Mayson

A Mayson is a guy that is so sexually hot, he is known to be a chick magnet. However this means he is a player with the best looks ever known, and shows Mayson's likes girls a lot.

Is that a Mayson

Girl: yes hes really hot
Boy: damn i wish i could be a Mayson

by Mace665 June 2, 2011

dippin in the mayonnaise

Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight

My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise

by venum April 10, 2004

Mayonnaise

Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.

See also: vanilla

“Sara is such a mayonnaise name.”

by Healing Smile January 1, 2019

wall to wall mayonnaise

A room full of only white people.

Jimmy: "..Waiting list, I think you're talking about an exclusion list. Its okay, I should've known because, I mean, look, it's wall to wall mayonnaise in here! So listen, if you're gonna be restricted, have the courage to say so!"

by arsonlst May 28, 2022