mayarain

AHHHHHH EGGS

Woah, so much mayarain

by bigmanwillyhead March 26, 2014

mayaansh

Mayaansh is a person who invested in Doge coin before adam and eve sucked each other.

He thinks he is a greek god, such a Mayaansh

by rithertz November 28, 2021

maynard

Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.

"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"

by Adam De Ville October 16, 2007

maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.

Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.

by herb311 October 16, 2004

Maynard

A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.

"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"

by Jaisomething May 13, 2016

Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

jack maynard

i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.

girl one: who’s jack maynard?

girl two: who?

girl three: idk her

by karen-likes-cheese December 27, 2017