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Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.
Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.
by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012
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Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!
by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018
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masserge

Used to describe the act of fixing code conflicts after a merge between two developers codebases.
Np. I can masserge.
The code is broken after that last pull request, let me masserge it
by artokun October 13, 2018
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Mabuser

Someone who mildly abuses an online platform for a greater self/local benefit. When given large quantities, they can ruin a platform. A great example would be people who list names in urban dictionary.
"I made my name a word!"
-"fuck you, your a mabuser"
by Ch33s3cak3 July 25, 2020
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mansert

When a man inserts himself into a situation to help someone out with a task, from observation or them admitting or asking for help.
Monika is struggling to open a bottle of wine to serve a glass to her friend. Luke is in a conversation and observes her struggle. Luke asks Monika, "You look like you're struggling, do you need help with that?" Monika smiles and laughs, "Yeah, hahaha I think I do." Everyone laughs and Luke says, "Alright well let me just MANSERT myself into the situation and help you here." He takes over and quickly opens the bottle of wine.
by Monia Lisa March 8, 2021
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Mcuser

THE BEST ARTIST SO AMAZING I LOVE THEM THEY ARE THE MOST CRACKED AND TALENTED PERSON I KNOW
follow "Mcuser" on twitter twitter.com/_mcuser
by h_lly May 6, 2021
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The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru

Yes, It Is True That The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru. Now Go Back To The Home Page
by fwefff December 19, 2022
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