by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019
Get the Matey mug.Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.
1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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This word describes a person of great athletic ability. This person can hit 450ft piss rockets and throw low 90s with ease. They can also max bench 400lbs and they are mostly likely to be found in their basement sweating from either working out and eating protein or taking dubs in fortnite.
Is that Matty ice that just hit a 450ft bomb.
Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.
Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.
by Iigma November 2, 2019
Get the Matty ice mug.1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).
2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.
2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.
For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.
For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.
Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!
b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...
Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!
*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*
Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.
For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.
Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!
b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...
Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!
*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*
Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!
by Shlomo Scheckelgruber September 21, 2008
Get the matza mug.a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
by Husker93 February 27, 2013
Get the Matty Patty mug.mataya is awesome. everything about her.
by coolerthanyou02 April 24, 2019
Get the Mataya mug.To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.
"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"
"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
by honeybadger0706 August 25, 2011
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