Everyday Mathematics

An exotic form of torture created by McGraw Hill. This system of math learning generally involves learning skills such as: typing numbers onto a calculator, realizing HomeLinks (Homework Pages) have answer keys on them, and most importantly helps your child feel like they understand what they are learning, possibly due to the fact that is because the course teaches one concept over 5 years. Generally when students move on to Algebra, they begin to realize the meaning of Everyday Mathematics. Useless crap.

See algebra. Student: Did you understand how to do the HomeLinks last night?
StudentB: No, I just looked at the key.
Student: Wh...at?! But I was looking in the Everyday Mathematics SRI that she tells us to use!
StudentB: You're an idiot.

by renco_miniac August 27, 2010

Albert mathew

Indian, big nose

oi oi, he has a big nose, he must be an albert mathew styll...

by josh downes September 13, 2021

Kwa mathe ngara

A dilapidated informal settlement sandwiched between parklands and the C.B.D renown for it's unusually potent marijuana strains

alibambwa na masanse hapo kwa mathe ngara

by Adekambi September 21, 2021

mathletes

A group of mathematically exceptional students who compete against other schools usually in timed rounds and are often Asian. Many people make fun of them, but they're actually pretty cool, especially if their names are Kevin Gnapoor and Cady Heron. Many mathletes max out the math curricula at their respective schools and have to take math courses though PSEO (post secondary enrollment option), which is provided by many school districts at local colleges.

You can't join mathletes. It's social suicide!

by drgmark35 January 7, 2007

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

my hero, my inpiration, EVERYTHING. Slm Shad is da shit. he deserves so much more respect than others. ya'll motherfuckers who diss him don't respect talent. ya'll just fucking jealose or racsist. can't you motherfuckers look past colour?? or do something "worth your time" rather than wasting your time on hate sites? you moroms need a fucking life!!!

eminem is my inspiration. he is so amazaing and so talented. no one can make you feel emotion as much as him. i love you, man.

by ashans_worst_nightmare July 6, 2004

mathterbating

Doing math for fun, enjoyment, entertainment and/or to pleasure ones self.

Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calculator?
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do

by SeakingFuckYeah! March 4, 2008

mathesque

mathesque is an adjective meaning to have very math like qualities, usually a negative thing

Kevin: so how's math homework going?

Kat: very mathesque

Kevin: gross

by RejectedWeIrDo April 22, 2011