Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
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March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.
Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.
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Dude, I saw fat Logan at the 311 show the other night and he was in the bathroom with another guy and they were both trying to masturbate into the sink!
by t-bone tony May 6, 2006
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girl:
first read the example of sex (#4) or something else, like porn, to make you horny. Next, lick at least two of your fingers, the more there are the better it feels, and stick them in your pussy, rub them around and make sure that you are wet. Once you are wet, use those fingers to rub your pussy in a circular motion, I prefer hard and fast. If you have an electric toothbrush, use the vibrating bristles to rub your clit. Keep rubbing until you orgasm. Trust me you will be glad you did.
Guys:
Pull up and down on the shaft of your penis as hard as you like, rub it until you cum and orgasm.
girl:
first read the example of sex (#4) or something else, like porn, to make you horny. Next, lick at least two of your fingers, the more there are the better it feels, and stick them in your pussy, rub them around and make sure that you are wet. Once you are wet, use those fingers to rub your pussy in a circular motion, I prefer hard and fast. If you have an electric toothbrush, use the vibrating bristles to rub your clit. Keep rubbing until you orgasm. Trust me you will be glad you did.
Guys:
Pull up and down on the shaft of your penis as hard as you like, rub it until you cum and orgasm.
by hornygirl! April 22, 2007
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Carter was mathturbating in the shower early in the morning.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
by Mathturbator34 October 23, 2012
Get the Mathturbation mug.to rub yourself untill you have an orgasm (the point where you feel so good you feel like you died and were reborn as a god)98% of people do it and the rest who dont are so old they cant feel it anymore or hav a desease so they cant feel it.also funny that if you dont know some1 that also does it you will never hear that they do it. i have friends that do it and i do it too and im sure that i got a friend to do it by looking at porn while he was over lol.for best results have your select favorite kind of porn and lube(u no hav to buy try certan gel soaps/shampoos lol sum are better than expencive comercial lube) also night is great to cover up along wit shower lol(the only reson guys dont masturbate together is bcause they dont know how their dicks compare ::truth)and the myth about masturbation making your dik smaller :fake: along with the gay thing parents tell you to make you stop with the blindness lol obviously fake.after your first cumming you will never spend more than a week without it again
person 1)ew you masturbate(trying to act surprised)
person 2)ya who doesnt?
person 1)what kinda porn u like?(whispering)
person 2)wide variety.
person 1)u got a good site i got 3 viruses so far?
person 2)ya (i was gonna rite a good 1 but that would count as advertising lol)!
person 2)ya who doesnt?
person 1)what kinda porn u like?(whispering)
person 2)wide variety.
person 1)u got a good site i got 3 viruses so far?
person 2)ya (i was gonna rite a good 1 but that would count as advertising lol)!
by I es unknown February 7, 2008
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