Jasmine Masters

a flats smelling drag queen who got famous for saying the phrase and i oops

Eww Jasmine Masters really like smelling flats ?

by stinkyflats69 November 22, 2019

Mastershart

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.

Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!

by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015

mastershaving

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time

Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving

by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016

Masterpuss

A fierce and powerful leader of all cats, usually having superior sneak and agility skills in combat.

Masterpuss Randall wields the power of catnip in his razor sharp claws.

by Masterpuss Randall December 28, 2016

masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.

Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.

by CWG0822 May 9, 2017

masterasta

Describing the strong, positive expression of Rastafarian belief and culture. Commonly used by gormless middle-aged white dudes who also say things like "gormless".

Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta

by Deucalion999#Deucalion May 10, 2017