Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

banana mashed potato

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017

mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.

Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck

by concon15 October 28, 2021