matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

The czehican Jack Nicholson Elf boi

Do you know the boi Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

by Papa Sunday May 3, 2018

The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Gabriele and Martina

they are both Italian names.

they are nice and a little bit aggressive at times but they love this trait of each other. they are both beautiful and are probably more than friends, but they don't know where to start.

A: gabriele and martina they like each other.
B: really??

by kjliee September 24, 2022

cathy and martina

A Cathy and Martina are two of the best people to make a whole.

A cathy and Martina work together through it all. Even deciding when the dog needs and how much gravol on road trips.

Never underestimate a cathy and Martina

Big hearts and smiles

Hi Cathy and martina! Wow you two look so amazing

by Cathy and martina August 25, 2023

Mr. Martinally

An unorganized piece of shit who is also mean

Mr. Martinally is a little shit

by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeee March 8, 2019