Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

Love marriage

Love marriage is something which everyone wants to do but no one can do it because it is against our shit Society system

You :Uncle I want to do (love marriage)
Uncle: What the fuck ? It is against our society rule.

You : can you share me that rule book ?
Uncle: 🙄🙄

by Madarchod December 28, 2020

7 eleven marriage

A marriage of convenience.

Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!

by blankford July 9, 2012

Marriage

A (legal) pact between two people (usually attracted to each other) to stay together forever in a working, two-way relationship.

A marriage falls apart if it is only one party that is willing to communicate and cooperate.

by Z1Y2X3 May 31, 2009

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

Marriage Plan

Your previous, current, or future relationship status as described by a cell phone coverage plan.

Yeah your last Marriage Plan was known for dropping calls randomly, bad service when you needed it the most, and way too expensive. They always try to get you to sign up for 'new, improved' service after they drop you without notice. Don't fall into that trap again...

by Sun23TK November 29, 2010

polygynous marriage

A marriage wherein there is one husband and multiple wives (Isaiah 4).

Jeff, Barbara and Sarah have a polygynous marriage.

by Ali Hassam February 28, 2009