chain mail

The most retaded thing on the internet; EVER.

Chain mail ususally tells you to passs it on, or something bad will happen to you.

Some people are really gullable and are usually idiots therefore they believe it so they pass it on.

Others are wise to the bullshit and ignore them.

They are really annoying, I usually get like 57866476756 emails per day and like 3 are actual emails.

What a chain mail usually says:

"Send this to 500000000000 people in the next 1.123 seconds or the ghost of your long lost uncle will rape your dog!"

by xanti - chavx May 27, 2007

chain mail

A chain mail is when someone pass's some dumb thing to another and another and another(ETC...) Heres a example:

Send This To 50People In the next 10minutes and your crush will kiss you but.. you must press ALT+f4 And say your name 10times say your moms name 10times and on friday your crush will kiss you!

chain mail

by Matt0159 April 11, 2010

Mariliza

Mariliza is a girl who loves everyone. She doesn’t receive the love she deserves. When she truly loves someone she does everything for them. But when a really close to her person hurts her she gets really mad at them and she only wants them to do something so they can have her back. She is Smart, Gorgeous, Pretty, and if you love her she never lets you down. She tries to make everyone laugh and that’s her pleasure. She is good at everything she’s doing because she is passionate with everything she is doing. She has a small close group of friends and she loves them so much. They mean the world to her. She is friendly with anyone. Never let her go she is very special!

I love you, Mariliza

by Banana 💫 October 25, 2019

royal mail

A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels.

Royal mail.

Tom "Look at that fucking postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually on strike "

by Ihate pakis November 29, 2022

Mail Slot

When the top of the crack of someone's huge ass can be seen because of low-waisted pants or shorts, and the gap is so wide or large that a parcel or large envelope could fit. Not to be confused with Coin Slot, a much smaller crack that accommodates change.

In the parking lot today at Wal-Mart I saw an enormous woman clammer off of her mobility scooter and load her groceries into her busted-ass minivan. She was showing off her Mail Slot when she slid the door closed to head back to the trailer park. The gap must have been four inches across.

by Chef Dick August 10, 2009

Marildo

A sexy Albanian boy who is very mysterious.... and will never tell you that he likes you until you tell him first.... he's amazing!

I want to find a Marildo

by T_rex December 27, 2012

Mariluisa

A mariluisa is a very goofy girl , it takes her time to get used to you so she can start being herself. Mariluisa has a very beautiful smile , and a perfect body. She will always try to help out in any way that she can , and if she hurts you , deep inside she’ll always regret it. She’s very clumsy and it’s hard for her to make it up her mind a lot. She’s a sporty girl , mainly interested in cheerleading. She has light brown hair and light brown eyes. She’s a Latina , a short one. When she’s in a relationship with someone she is very loyal , but guys always try to hit her up when she’s dating someone . Usually her relationships take her a while of getting used to , but in the end they always work out , or they don’t .

“Ayo that chick mariluisa is pretty hot.”
“She’s super pretty omg i want to be her!”

by i am the one and only . June 13, 2019